Coroner: I have to go take care of the guy with the javelin in his chest.
Cop (shuddering): Why’d you get into this line of work in the first place?
Coroner (deadpan): Free javelins.
Coroner: I have to go take care of the guy with the javelin in his chest.
Cop (shuddering): Why’d you get into this line of work in the first place?
Coroner (deadpan): Free javelins.