Late Night Political Humour

Stolen from Daily Kos. My apologies Bill but these were too good to pass!!

“The federal government began investigating allegations of fraud against the Coalition Provisional Authority, a U.S. contractor accused in a bid-rigging operation involving millions of dollars. Asked to comment, a spokesperson for Halliburton said, ‘Millions? With an M? That is adorable.'”
—Amy Poehler on Saturday Night Live

“President Bush, is on his Asian tour now. He’ll visit Japan, China, South Korea, Mongolia. Once again, he’s skipping Vietnam.”
—David Letterman

“Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito says he’s embarrassed by some of the things he wrote in the 1980’s. Apparently Alito wrote the song ‘Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.'”
—Conan O’Brien

“While the Democrats are focusing on how we were misled to war, Bush is focusing on how to mislead us out of it. … If we were wrong about why we went in, we have to be wrong about why we’re leaving. Otherwise it sends our enemies the message that America lacks the will to remain incorrect.”
—Rob Corddry on The Daily Show

“President Bush is planning on spending Thanksgiving out at his ranch in Crawford. And you know how he always pardons the White House turkey? Bad news for the turkey: There are three cabinet members ahead of him.”
—Jay Leno

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